- Keep calm, it’s coaster time.
- Life is too short for water marks.
- Have a sip, not a drip!
- Sip back and relax!
- Where there’s a drink, there’s a coaster.
- Don’t be a coaster, coaster!
- Keep your table happy, use a coaster.
- Beauty lies in the coaster o... Read More
The will to win is not nearly so important as the will to prepare to win. - Bobby Knight
Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win. - Bobby Knight
I've always felt that you don't do anything to limit yourself. Put yourself in as many situations as you can handle. - Bobby Knight
Your biggest op... Read More
We tweak because ordinary is overrated.
Live life off the beaten path, be a tweaker of lines.
The best symphony is crafted by the hands of a wise tweaker.
It's not about perfection, it's about tweaking till it fits you.
The world sees a maverick, I see a tweaker daring the norms.
No masterpiece was ever c... Read More
Bears, beets, battlestar galactica. - Jim Halpert
Who would dare to love a bear? - Rick Yancey
A bear teaches us that if the heart is true, it doesn't matter much if an ear drops off. - Helen Exley
A bear remains a bear even when most of him has fallen off or worn away. - Charlotte Gray
You're braver than you bel... Read More
In beer we trust.
Hops to it - Beer on!
Beer is the answer, but I can't remember the question.
Sip Happens!
Life is brewtiful.
Alive and lager.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer: brew enjoy empty repeat.
Stay hydrated with hops.
Hops to you!
Pour decisio... Read More
Life is better at the lake.
I?m a lakeaholic.
Gone to the lake. Be back never.
Living the lake life.
Relax, you're on lake time.
Lake vibes only.
Stay wild, lake child.
What happens at the lake, stays at the lake.
I'm happiest when I'm floating in a lake.
If you're lucky en... Read More
Celebrate another year of wisdom, love, and compassion. Happy birthday to the teacher with the most heart!
To the person who has touched not just my mind but my heart, happy birthday.
Your guidance means the world to me. Warmest wishes on your birthday, dear teacher.
Happy birthday to the teacher whose heart is as wide a... Read More
Aged to perfection
Legal since [Birth Year]
Vintage [Birth Year]
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest
Made in [Birth Year] Limited Edition
This is what awesome looks like
Year of the legend: [Birth Year]
It took me [Age] years to lo... Read More
The barbell is my therapy.
Be stronger than your excuses.
One more rep, then rest.
Sweat today, smile tomorrow.
Lift heavy, live light.
Weightlifting: it?s a journey, not a destination.
I lift, therefore I am.
Your body can stand almost anything, it?s your mind you have to convince.
All I can stands, I can't stands no more!
I yam what I yam, and that's all what I yam.
I'm strong to the finish, cause I eats me spinach.
Well blow me down!
I ain't no tailor but I know what suits me.
Nobody ever did anything mighty by taking it easy.
It's a wonderful day for hate to find its plac... Read More
The flames of our love may not burn as bright, but I still love your warmth.
Loving you is a journey I'll forever embark on, no matter how steep the hills or tough the terrain.
Even when you're no longer in my sight, you're forever in my heart.
In the tumult of the world, the chaos of life, my love for you remains the on... Read More
Snap into the day like a true Croc!
Be a warrior, not a worrier. Roar like a Croc!
Croc?s speed in silent action; wisdom in a snap.
?Life?s a snap if you?re a Croc.
Stay Croc-cool under pressure.
Everyone is soft-skinned until they transform into a Croc.
My spirit animal walks in Crocodile?s shoes... Read More
The greatest distance between two people is misunderstanding.
A single moment of misunderstanding is so poisonous, that it makes us forget the hundred lovable moments spent together within a minute.
Clear communication is the bridge to overcome the river of misunderstanding.
The worst distance between two people is a mis... Read More
Nap King in the house
I'm not crying, I'm ordering dinner
Mommy's Little Alarm Clock
New to the Crew
Spit Happens
I still live with my parents
Too Cute To Be Quiet
Straight Outta Bedtime
Birthday Cake Taste Tester
Crib Hair, Don?t Care
I'm the Reason We're Late
... Read More
Happy Father's Day to an amazing son-in-law who fosters joy and laughter in our family!
You?re a great dad and an even greater son-in-law. Happy Father's Day!
Wishing you a Father's Day brimming with all the love and recognition you deserve, dear Son-in-Law!
To the perfect gentleman who makes my daughter's world complete... Read More
Soccer: Infecting the world with happiness
Eat, Sleep, Soccer - Repeat
It's not just a game, it's my life
Live to Play. Play to Win
Bend it like Beckham
Got Balls? Play Soccer!
Can't Stop the Soccer Hype!
I don?t play soccer. I live it
Shut up and let me play!
I'm a player,... Read More
I didn't choose the badge, the badge chose me.
Sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs commit any crimes.
Running from the police only works in movies, trust me!
I fight crime, what's your superpower?
Coffee by day, justice by night.
I'm a cop, not a magician - but I can see straight through your lies.
... Read More
Forget Princess, I want to be a Scientist.
Act like a Lady, Think like a Boss.
Kind Heart, Fierce Mind, Brave Spirit.
Princess? No thanks, I'd rather be the Queen.
Sunshine mixed with little Hurricane.
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition.
A beautiful mess.
Shine like stars.
Embrace ... Read More
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Trust me, you can dance. - Tequila
Weekends are made for tequila.
Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot.
Save water, drink tequila.
When life gives you lemons, gra... Read More
Dear future husband, prepare to be my forever adventure.
Dear future husband, together we will create a love that will never fade.
Dear future husband, I'm patiently waiting for the story that we'll write together.
Dear future husband, our love will turn ordinary days into extraordinary ones.
Dear future husband,... Read More