I've spent most of my life horse riding. The rest I've just wasted.
I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.
Sometimes, it feels like my horse is the only one who gets me.
What do you call a horse that lives next door? A neigh-bor.
Why did the scarecrow adopt a hors... Read More
Assemble the minions! - Gru
It was your cousin's idea! - Minions
I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. - Victor
Does this count as annoying? - Minions
I love you too, but also, I am mad at you. - Lucy
We could be a unicorn! - Minions
I'm not really into saving the world. I was... Read More
Dishes today, or naked tomorrow.
Can't touch this oven mitt.
Tomorrow's meal is whatever didn't kill us today.
I'm just a potholder until my ship comes in.
I'd rather whisk than do dishes.
Grate minds think alike.
Keep calm and saute on.
Life's too short for boring dishes.
My kitch... Read More
May the magic of Christmas fill your hearts with joyful songs, cheerfulness and laughter. Merry Christmas, dear son and his charming girlfriend.
Keeping in the warmth of Christmas, I wish you deep love, unending joy, and faith to grow stronger. Merry Christmas, son and your beautiful girlfriend.
May your Christmas season sparkle... Read More
Better late than never, Dad! More blessings and good health. Happy Belated Father's Day!
When it comes to Father?s Day, I wouldn?t forget? just a little late. Wishing you a Happy Belated Father?s Day.
Although my wish is reaching little late, but my prayers for your good health and happiness are on time. Belated Happy Father's d... Read More
I'm not a nerd. I'm just smarter than you.
You know you're a geek when you refuse to go to a meeting because it's not on your Google Calendar.
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
Talk is cheap. Show me the code.
A true nerd knows the difference between 2D and 3D, and chooses ... Read More
Just another nut trying to get a squirrel.
You can't be everyone's squirrel but you can be someone?s acorn.
You can catch the squirrel, but you can't take away its climb.
When the acorn?s in sight, the squirrel?s delight.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut from time to time.
Squirrels know how to save for ... Read More
In this life, you kill or you die. Or you die and you kill. - The Governor
We are the walking dead. - Rick Grimes
This isn't a democracy anymore. - Rick Grimes
I don't want to survive. I want to live. - Sasha Williams
We can still find joy, and we can still take strength from each other. - Rick Grimes
Eve... Read More
Be like a mushroom, thrive in the dark.
You're a fungi to be around.
Like a mushroom, I'm a fun guy.
Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.
Keep calm and mushroom on.
I'm not a fungi, but I know how to mushroom.
There's not much room in my life, but there's always mushroom for you.
Mushroo... Read More
Today me will live in the moment, unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie.
Home is where the heart is, but for me, home is where the cookie jar is.
Cookies are made of butter and love, mostly love.
Sometimes me think, 'What is a friend?' And then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.... Read More
Straight Outta Timeout
Party At My Crib, 2 A.M
Milk Junkie
I'm Not a Regular Baby, I'm a Cool Baby
Naptime is My Happy Hour
Shake, Rattle, and Roll
Born to be Wild
Bald and Proud
Poop, There It Is
Diaper Loading? Please Wait
Hungry, Sleepy, Poopy, Repeat
Chu... Read More
Wishing you a purple haze of happiness on your birthday!
Have a royally good time on your purple-themed birthday!
The color of your special day is purple, the color of creativity. Happy birthday!
May your birthday be as vibrant and magical as a purple rainbow!
Let's paint the town purple for your birthday!
The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullsh*t story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it.
Successful people are 100% convinced that they are masters of their own destiny, they?re not creatures of circumstance, they create circumstance.
I want you to back yourself into a corner. Give yourse... Read More
The only place where the impossible becomes possible is in your own belief.
Impossible is not in the dictionary of those who believe in their dreams.
Think the unthinkable, dream the impossible, achieve greatness.
The word 'impossible' should only motivate you to push harder.
Magic is just another word for 'impos... Read More
Redemption comes to those who wait, forgiveness is the key.
The stairway to redemption is always under construction.
Redemption, like life, is a journey, not a destination.
In the heart of every mistake, there lies the promise of redemption.
The ultimate act of redemption is not in freeing oneself, but in freeing... Read More
A slice a day keeps the sadness away.
Bake the world a better place, one pie at a time.
Life is what you bake it, so make it a good pie.
Happiness is homemade, especially if it's a pie.
When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringue pie.
Eating pie is a piece of cake.
Keep your eyes on the pies. ... Read More
Swimming with the flow, Pisces knows the depth of the soul.
A Pisces dreams in colors that don't exist yet.
Pisces: a spiritual beacon in a chaotic world.
Emotionally deep, eternally hopeful, that's a Pisces heart.
Pisces whispers to the fish, carries the dreams of the sea.
Pisces, the star-kissed dreamer... Read More
Adventures abound on your new age calendar. Dive headfirst into celebrating your incredible existence!
Turn each candle on your birthday cake into an unforgettable memory. May your life be as bright as the cake on this special day!
Happy Birthday! Leave alone the past because it's your day to relish, enjoy and dance with the set... Read More
Every cloud has a silver lining.
Born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
Silver threads among the gold.
Speech is silver, silence is golden.
The silver lining of the cloud.
Silver on the sage.
A streak of silver in the sky.
Don't take a wooden nickel when you can have a silver dollar.
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