I'm just outstanding in my field.
Well plow my field and call me sally.
I'm not as green as the cabbage I'm growing.
May your life be like a wild flower growing freely in the beauty and joy of each day!
Life is better on the farm.
My tractor is smarter than your honor student.
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You said you 'n? me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well darlin', look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!
Well, we're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here.
Something's crossed over in me and I can't go back. I mean, I just couldn't live.
You've always been crazy,... Read More
Hey man, am I driving okay? - Cheech
No, you're supposed to be stupid, man. Everybody's supposed to be stupid and then they like you. - Chong
I been smoking since I was born, man, I can smoke anything, man. - Cheech
It's not about winning or losing. It's about how you play the game. - Cheech
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Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
A stitch in time saves nine.
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
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You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.
Faith is the art of holding on to things in spite of your changing moods and circumstances.
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither.
In the Christian story, God descends to re-ascend.
The Christian does not think God ... Read More
Dress to impress, always. Your appearance is a reflection of your worth.
I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.
You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost.
If you are for one moment suggesting that I don't know how to open a loft, you're out of your... Read More
Sleep soundly tonight, for a police officer is up all night.
I'm a police officer, my job is to protect your ass not kiss it.
I am never off duty. The badge and the heart behind it does not rest.
Being a police officer is not just a job, it?s a way of life.
Thin blue line: symbolic representation of police office... Read More
Codependency is not about what you do for people, but what you can't stop doing for them.
The first step in releasing codependency is embracing the beauty within your own journey.
Your self-worth should never be based on someone else's ability to see it.
Codependency is a trait disguised as love.
Learn the differ... Read More
I'm lowkey, high-key obsessed with the mystery that is you.
If normal is boring, let's be lowkey freaky together.
Keep it on the down-low, but our love is a wild, crazy kind of beautiful.
Lowkey, my mind is a fun-house, full of twisted fantasies.
You're my favorite secret, my lowkey obsession.
I walk a qu... Read More
The night is my day...the moon, my sun.
I dress my friends in costumes and fight by moonlight.
Every night holds a mystery, I am the answer.
Just a man standing in the moonlight, just a blade held in my hand.?
I'm not the hero your city needs, but I'm the one it deserves when the moon shines.
If the moon ... Read More
May Chaitra Navratri bring bonne chance to your home and may it inspire heavenly spirits around you.
This Chaitra Navratri, may you be blessed with good luck galore and love henceforth. Happy Navratri!
Embrace the spiritual ecstasy this Chaitra Navratri. May the divine groundedness of the festival fill your life with joy.
Keep calm and toss on!
Cornhole: The only sport where you can hold a beer and play at the same time.
May the corn be with you.
Life's a game, cornhole is serious!
Eat. Sleep. Cornhole. Repeat.
Throw long, drink strong!
Slide in the hole, score some more!
In corn we trust.
It's not ... Read More
Wrestling is not just a sport, it's a state of mind.
Victory in wrestling doesn't come by knocking someone down, but by being the last one standing.
Real wrestling isn't about winning, it's about refusing to surrender.
In life, you'll face a lot of grapples, learn how to wrestle.
A wrestling match is a test of st... Read More
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon, that's a Scorpio.
A Scorpio trusts no one, not even themselves.
Scorpios are born to be leaders, not followers.
Scorpios don't play hard to get, they play hard to forget.
Scorpio: the incredible mix of the devil and the angel.
Cross a Scorpio and it will sting; cro... Read More
We stand in awe before that which cannot be seen. - Rukia Kuchiki
Admiration is the state furthest from understanding. - Sosuke Aizen
The perfect being, huh? There is no such thing as perfect in this world. - Kisuke Urahara
If fate is a millstone, then we are the grist. There is nothing we can do. So I wish for strength.... Read More
When I dunk, I put something on it. I want the ball to hit the floor before I do.
In basketball, as in life, true joy comes from being fully present in each and every moment, not just when things are going your way.
They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds. Read More
May the winds of Heaven whisper softly in your ear, how much we love and miss you Father on this special day.
Even though you're not here, your guidance and love remain locked in our hearts. Happy Father?s Day in Heaven.
Wishing you a blissful Father's Day in heaven, dad. You are forever in our hearts.
Happy Father's Day... Read More
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