Covering up in style!
Smiling underneath, swear!
Yes, it?s designer... Crushing COVID fashionably.
I smile, You guess!
Silencing sneezes since
Cough-blocker!
My mask protects, my style slays.
Who needs lipstick?
Frown underneath? You'll never know!
In mask, we trust... Read More
May your line always be tight and your bait always bite.
Fishing is the anticipation, not the realization.
Fish on! Best of luck, mate!
May the fish be ever in your favor.
Cast your troubles away, good luck on your fishing day!
Don?t be afraid to lose bait, be afraid of not catching a big one!
May... Read More
Leap into the world, just like a frog!
To feel froggy, you must take the leap.
Be a frog in the pool of life, not a frog in the well.
Don't be such a tad-pole, lighten up!
Even a frog can't stop hopping towards its dreams.
Feel froggy, then hop!
Be a leap ahead, just like a frog.
Stay calm... Read More
No party like a bachelor party.
Groom squad in full swing!
Last stint of stint singlehood.
Trading in his bachelor degree.
Sip, sip hooray, the bachelor's last day!
One last ride for the man of pride.
From single to mingle with a jingle.
Caution: Bachelor's last night of freedom.
G... Read More
Cheer Loud, Cheer Proud!
Fly High, Do or Die, Dare to Dream, Cheer Extreme!
Cheerleaders: Front Row Tickets to Every Game!
Cheerleaders Do Not Sweat, They Sparkle!
If Cheerleading Was Easy, It Would Be Called Football!
Keep Calm and Tumble On!
Life Is Short, Cheer Hard!
Don't Just Stand Th... Read More
Pause, Breathe, and Reflect in this Seat
Serenity Seated Here
Timeout? More like Time-to-Think.
Refuel Patience Station
Reflect, Relax, Reset
Refresh on the Timeout Throne
Recharge here, Little One
Chill, Think, Continue.
Pause Bench ? Engine of Wisdom.
Timeout to Time-in P... Read More
I'm a Sagittarius, and one of our major qualities is that we're blindly optimistic.
My soul is a wandering Sagittarius, lusting for the thrill of the unknown.
Sagittarians are simultaneously the most jovial and philosophical of all.
I am a passionate Sagittarius with a fiery spirit and an unquenchable thirst for knowledg... Read More
Neon is the new black.
Life in neon: brighter than ever.
Turn on the neon to brighten up life.
Neon dreams are made of this.
Shine brighter, live in neon.
Let your neon heart glow.
In a world full of colors, neon stands out.
Neon now, neon forever.
Life?s better with a little neon.... Read More
A fake relationship is like a puppet show where one person pulls all the strings.
Love in a fake relationship is like fools? gold, shiny but worthless.
In a fake relationship, you share bodies and not souls.
Spotting a fake relationship is as easy as identifiying fake designer bags.
A fake relationship is like a ... Read More
The person that said winning isn?t everything, never won anything. - Mia Hamm
The vision of a champion is someone who is bent over, drenched in sweat, at the point of exhaustion when no one else is watching. - Mia Hamm
If you don't love what you do, you won't do it with much conviction or passion. - Mia Hamm
I am a membe... Read More
You can't wait until life isn't hard anymore before you decide to be happy.
I have had cancer three times now, and I have barely passed thirty. There are times when I wonder what I must have done to deserve such a story.
Don't you dare think there's nothing left for you. Cause no matter what you've been through, you're still her... Read More
The power of Christ compels you!
I think it might be helpful if I gave you some background on the different personalities Regan has manifested.
Pazuzu, king of the evil spirits of the air, help me to find Kokumo.
What an excellent day for an exorcism.
Be gone... from this creature of God!
There is only on... Read More
Scars have the strange power to remind us that our past is real.
Every scar has a story. Don't be afraid to tell it.
Our scars make us know that our past was for real.
Scars are just another kind of memory.
Scars show us where we have been, they do not dictate where we are going.
Scars are tattoos with be... Read More
Eat, drink, and be thankful.
Gratitude turns what we have into enough.
Thanksgiving: a time to count blessings, not calories.
Happy Turkey Day, may the forks be with you!
Keep calm and gobble on.
Keep calm and cranberry on.
Feast mode: activated. Happy Thanksgiving!
To do list: eat, nap, g... Read More
As slow as molasses in a Mississippi snow.
Faster than a junebug in July.
Busy as a one-armed paperhanger with the hives.
If the creek don't rise and the good Lord's willin'.
I'm finer than frog hair split four ways.
It's hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
Not my first rodeo down the Mississippi. Read More
The biggest pain in a relationship is when your love is pure, but the respect for money overshadows it.
In this world of materialism, everyone's running after money, forgetting that relationships can keep us richer at heart.
Sometimes, it's not the lack of money that hurts, but the lack of emotional currency in a relationship. <... Read More
Be the lighthouse, shine for others when they are in darkness.
Life is like a lighthouse ? it guides the lost and warms the found.
The lighthouse doesn?t run around trying to save the ships; it just stands still shining bright.
A lighthouse doesn?t save the ships; it doesn?t go out and rescue them, it?s just this pillar ... Read More
A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down? but a jar full makes life sweet!
All you need is love and candy.
Candy is dandy, but sugar is sweeter.
Today's forecast: 100% chance of candy!
Life is short, make it sweet. Steal a candy.
Sweet dreams are made of these (candies).
Keep calm and eat c... Read More
I am justice!
The world cannot be changed with pretty words alone.
I'll take a potato chip, and EAT it!
I am the god of the new world.
All humans will, without exception, eventually die. When they die, they will never come back to life.
I can't develop feelings. That's how most idiots screw up.
I'... Read More
Workers of the world, unite! The history of all hitherto existing societies is the history of class struggles. The bourgeoisie
Read MoreSpeak your mind, even if your voice shakes. It is better to speak your mind and be rejected, than to
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Read MoreDon’t judge a book by its cover, or a person by their tattoos. Tattoos are a form of self-expression, not
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