Quotes

May the Force be with you.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Do or do not. There is no try.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

The Force will be with you, always.

In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.

I am your father.

Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Truly wonderful, the ...
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Curiosity often leads us down the rabbit hole.

I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.

We're all m...
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Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. - Galadriel

One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. - J.R.R. Tolkien

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. - Gandalf

Courage is found in unlikely places. - J.R.R. Tol...
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To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. - William Shakespeare

We know what we are, but know not what we may be. - William Shakespeare

The course of true love never did run smooth. - Wi...
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I'm the king of the world! - Titanic

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgment Day

May the Force be with you. - Star Wars

I'll be back. - The Terminator

You can't handle the truth! - A Few Good Men

Why so serious? - The...
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We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye!

Burn some dust here. Eat my rubber.

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

It’s just like when I was a kid. My dad would come in and wake me up. 'Rusty, Rusty, come look at the Christmas lights!'

Oh, woo. Look at the time...
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Laughter is the best medicine for the soul.

A good laugh is sunshine in a rainy day.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two hearts.

Nothing brings people together like laughter.

Laughter is the key to unlocking happiness.

Laughter is contagious, spread it like a wildfire.

Laughter is the spark that igni...
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I am humble because I know that I am part of something greater than myself.

Being thankful allows us to appreciate the small joys in life.

Gratitude is a magnet for abundance and happiness.

Counting my blessings is a daily practice that keeps me grounded.

A humble heart is a stepping stone to personal growth.

I am g...
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The only thing we learn from history is that we learn nothing from history. - Friedrich Hegel

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again. - Maya Angelou

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. - John F. Kennedy

Thos...
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. - Elbert Hubbard

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.

I've got a photographic memory, but it hasn't been developed yet.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.

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Life is a rollercoaster of laughter – enjoy the ride!

Laughter is the best workout for the soul.

Life is too short to be taken seriously – laugh it off!

In the book of life, laughter is the most highlighted chapter.

A good laugh is like a spark that lights up the darkness of life.

Laughter is contagious, so spre...
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Don't be a potato couch, be a couch-tato!

You've got this! And if you don't, well, at least you have snacks.

Your dreams don't work unless you do, but coffee helps.

I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode.

No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they got plenty of sleep.

I can't adult today, bu...
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I have the best words, but sometimes I can't find them. It's like a word search that's rigged against me.

Remember, I'm like a smart person. But sometimes I have to tweet to remind myself.

I've been successful my whole life, except when it comes to convincing people that my hair is real.

They say I have a 'great relationship' w...
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I'm not a princess, I'm a queen in training. - Moana

Hakuna Matata, it means no worries! - Timon, The Lion King

I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now. - Edna Mode, The Incredibles

Oh, bother. - Winnie the Pooh

Just keep swimming. - Dory, Finding Nemo

To infinity and beyond! - Buzz Lightyear, Toy Stor...
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I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off.

I'm not...
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I'm not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

I'm so cool, even ice cubes are jealous.

I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to rearrange furniture.

I always choose the lazy option, because I'm too creative to waste energy.

The secret to inner peace is finding joy in accidentally sending a text to the wrong pers...
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I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. - Michael Scott

Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. - Michael Scott

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

I'm not a hero. I'm a...
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Love is like a fart; if you have to force it, it's probably crap.

Love is being stupid together.

I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.

You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it.

Love is in the air, but so is laughter, and that's way more fun.

You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to m...
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A good wife is a reflection of a loving heart.

Love is the essence of a happy marriage.

Behind every successful man, there is a loving and supportive wife.

A happy marriage starts with two people in love.

A wife's love is like a beacon of light in a dark room.

A wife's love is the greatest gift a man can receive. Read More

Your smile is like sunshine on a cloudy day.

Every time you smile, my heart skips a beat.

Your smile is my favorite sight to wake up to.

A smile from you is worth a thousand words.

When you smile, the world becomes a brighter place.

Your smile could light up the darkest room.

His smile is the key to unlock my ...
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