Quotes for every day

I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse. – Vito Corleone May the Force be with you. – Star Wars

If you’re not offending someone, you’re probably not saying anything interesting. Life is too short to waste on people who

If you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong. Life’s too short to waste on things you don’t love. Do

If you will it, it is no dream. The Jewish question persists wherever Jews live in appreciable numbers. Zionism aims

If you want to succeed, you need to be willing to fail. The best ideas often come from the most

If you want to see a real circus, just look at the election of 1828. The campaign of 1828 was

If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed. The size of your dreams must always

If you want to be in my life, you’ll have to earn it. Being in my life requires honesty and

If you tolerate bad behavior, you’re complicit in its continuation. Enabling bad behavior is a disservice to both parties involved.

If you don’t give a damn about the news, you’re basically living in a crime scene and you’re the murderer.

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. Remember, the 5 D’s of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip,

If you break my heart, you’ll never understand the pain you’ve caused. My heart is fragile, handle it with care.

If the knife fits, someone did it. In the game of life, sometimes the sharpest tool is a knife. A

If only I could turn back time and undo my mistakes. If only I could travel the world and experience

If life gives you trolls, make troll soup. Trolls are just misunderstood fashion icons. Don’t feed the trolls, dance with

If life gives you lemons, throw them on the floor and watch your parents clean them up. I’m not messy,

If life gives you lemons, make a petty tweet about it. Being petty is my cardio. Nothing brings joy to

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is – and I’m the one making it sound that

If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change! – Rocky Balboa I came here tonight, and I

If he loves you, he will always be there to support you. If he loves you, he will never make