Quotes for every day

I’m not fat, I’m just a well-rounded dog! My cat wears sunglasses, she’s too cool for regular shades! I don’t

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Fashion is the ultimate form of self-expression. If you can’t handle me at my

I’m not bad, I’m just genetically and experimentally mischievous. Experiment 626 reporting for chaos! DNA experiment from outer space, ready

I’m not a killer, but if I were, I would hide the evidence better. People always say I got away

I’m not a drug dealer, I’m a drug smuggler. There’s a difference. We’re the Millers, we don’t do anything halfway.

I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV. Funny is when you’re serious. I can’t tell jokes because

I’m not a big fat panda. I’m the big fat panda. I refuse to be hampered by something as trivial

I’m not a bad girl, I’m just a world-class rebel. I don’t need a prince charming, I’m the queen of

I’m listening. I’m a human being, not an answering machine. I’m a psychiatrist, not a magician. Coffee is like a

I’m like a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest! If brains were dynamite, you couldn’t blow the wax out of

I’m like a fine wine, getting better with age and leaving a smooth taste in your mouth. I’m the sauce

I’m just trying to be the best version of myself, on and off the court. When I step on the

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. – The Godfather (1972) It’s not about how hard you

I’m glad I met you because you’ve shown me what true friendship looks like. I never knew how much joy

I’m falling for you like a shooting star, fast and unstoppable. Every time I see your smile, I fall deeper

I’m Bruce Almighty! Look up ‘almighty’ in the dictionary, and you’ll see a picture of me! It’s not easy being

I’m a mechanic, not a magician, but I can still make your car disappear to my garage for a few

I’m a man of many nicknames, but you can call me Schmidt. Life is just a series of tests and

I’m a five-star man! I don’t just want the waitress, I want to destroy her. I’ve got a bleeder. I

I’m a firm believer that music makes the world a better place. Life is like a song, it has its