Best Elf Movie Quotes to Spread Holiday Cheer

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. – Elf

I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins! – Elf

I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite. – Elf

Son of a nutcracker! – Elf

The thing about elves is they love to tell stories. I once walked naked through the… Oh happy holidays! – Elf

You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa. – Elf

Treat every day like Christmas, and every night like Christmas Eve. – Elf

I’m singing, I’m in a store, and I’m singing! – Elf

I planned out our whole day. First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle. – Elf

He must be a south pole elf. He’s not like these elves. – Elf

I’m a human, and I just wanted to meet you and apologize for all the terrible things that I’ve done. – Elf

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud enough for all to hear… but if that doesn’t work, then try extra sugar on your cookies. – Elf

I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR. – Elf

I thought maybe we could walk around, eat cotton candy and puke. – Elf

I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly-twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. – Elf

Best Elf Movie Quotes to Spread Holiday Cheer part 2

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup. – Elf

I’m sorry I ruined your lives and crammed cookies into the VCR. – Elf

I like smiling! Smiling’s my favorite. – Elf

Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color? – Elf

I’m a human… raised by elves! – Elf

I’m sorry I ruined the ice sculpture, Dad. – Elf

You have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card. – Elf

I love you, I love you, I love you! – Elf

This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me. – Elf

I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins! So, goodnight! – Elf

Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite activity? – Elf

I’m singing. I’m in a store, and I’m siiiiingiiiing! – Elf

You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here. – Elf

You sit on a throne of lies! – Elf

I thought maybe we could make gingerbread houses and eat cookie dough and go ice skating and maybe even hold hands. – Elf

Have you seen these toilets? They’re GINORMOUS! – Elf

A true believer is the best way to spread Christmas cheer. – Elf

First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle. – Elf

Santa! Oh, my God! Santa’s coming! I know him! – Elf

I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite. – Elf

Santa’s coming! I know him! I know him! – Elf

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing louder for all to hear. – Elf

I don’t have a chance with you, do I? You don’t have to answer that. – Elf

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you. I’m hanging up the phone – good-bye! – Elf

Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco… Francisco… Franciscooo! – Elf

Watch out! The yellow ones don’t stop! – Elf

I’m a cotton-headed ninny muggins! – Elf

I’m here with my dad. And we never met, and he wants me to sing him a song. – Elf

I’m sorry, I can’t. I don’t want my dad to go to jail. – Elf

SANTA! OH MY GOD! I KNOW HIM! – Elf