Best Letterkenny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er!

Ferda!

I’m tougher than a woodpecker’s lips.

That’s a Texas-sized 10-4.

Hard no.

If you have a problem with Canada Gooses, then you have a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

Life is just passing us by, like a pedestrian on the side of the road watching a truck explode.

Figure it out.

The only thing I know about Quebec is it’s impossible to overstate how much I don’t care about it.

It’s embarrassing how up to date I am on that show.

Get this guy a puppers!

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

To be fair!

If you’re going to fight, fight like you’re the third monkey trying to get on Noah’s Ark.

That’s what I appreciate about you.

Let the dirtbike be the dirtbike.

I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.

Allegedlies.

I’m a man of few words, so if you don’t mind, I’m going to go home and put some water in Bucko’s mama’s dish.

If I wanted to step points, I’d go to the fucking bank.

Gettin’ smammered.

I’m not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment.

I’m spare parts, bud.

Let that soak in.

You’re made of spare parts, aren’t ya, bud?

I’m perpendicular.

Best Letterkenny Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 2

Not my pig, not my farm.

Your dad doesn’t work at the hospital, he sells cigarettes to cancer patients.

The harder you hit rock bottom, the stronger your foundation will be.

You have to stop referring to children as ‘future customers.’

You ever take a ballerina to a restaurant?

I wish you weren’t so fuckin’ awkward, bud.

If I was allergic to wheat, would I live in a bakery?

Where’s your passion?

Why don’t you take about 20% off there, Squirrely Dan.

That’s a Texas-sized 10-4.

I’ve been mind-fucked before but never eiffel towered like that. I mean, I’ve only been towered in doubles tennis.

I took about 60 bucks off their parents in grade three and bought a few snacks and comic books and returned the rest of the money to the rightful bullies.

You gonna fight with those shades on? Good thinking.

What’s up sluts?

Your mom loves butt play.

‘Tis what it is.

I’m a good, good listener.

I’m engaging you because I enjoy the experiment that is your stupidity.

Fuss and feathers.