Best Quotes from Friends TV Show

We were on a break!

How you doin’?

Could I be wearing any more clothes?

Joey doesn’t share food!

Oh. My. God.

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

You’re my lobster.

Pivot!

I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it.

I’m not even sorry, I would do it again.

I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!

If he doesn’t like you, then this is all a moo point.

You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?

I’m breezy.

I’m not high-maintenance, I’m maintenance.

It’s a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.

I’m Chandler, I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.

Chandler Bing, king of commitment.

Could I be more sarcastic?

How can I possibly be expected to handle work on a day like this?

Why do bad things always happen to me?

Hummus is a food group.

Unagi is a total state of awareness.

You’re the only one who could make my mistake look like a piece of cake.

The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.

I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable. Also when I’m comfortable.

I’m not a big fan of marriage. I’m more of a ‘get drunk in Vegas’ kind of guy.

Best Quotes from Friends TV Show part 2

I’m not great at advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Is this a date? Are we on a date?

When I first meet someone, it’s usually panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.

Alright, I took the quiz. I’m Chandler. Could I be more Chandler?

I was always right. She just didn’t want to admit it.

See, this is what happens. It’s all a big kiss-off from the universe.

Have you ever been so happy that you get that warm, tingly feeling inside? I hate that.

I’m not worried about Ross and Rachel because they were on a break.

Ah, humor based on my pain!

Some girl ate Monica!

If you’re going to call me names, I would prefer Ross, the Divorce Force. It’s just cooler.

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

When I was growing up, I didn’t get whatever I wanted.

I’m clearly the Ross in this situation.

I don’t even have a ‘pla’. I have a general direction, in which I continue to move.

So, I guess we’ve established that Ross is the whitest person on the planet.