Duke Nukem Quotes: A Collection of the Craziest One-Liners From the Iconic Video Game Character

It’s time to kick ass and chew gum… and I’m all out of gum.

Hail to the king, baby!

I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!

Blow it out your ass!

I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m now your worst nightmare.

You wanna dance? Let’s dance!

It’s time to put the smackdown on these alien scumbags.

I don’t have time to play with myself.

All hail the king, baby!

I’ve got balls of steel.

I’m here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of gum.

Move it, ladies!

I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m ready to rumble!

This is going to be one hell of a party.

Rest in pieces.

Eat shit and die.

Looks like it’s time for me to go postal.

I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck!

I’ve got a PhD in kicking ass.

Come get some!

I’m gonna make you my bitch.

Groovy!

These aliens picked the wrong guy to mess with.

You alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride.

Now this is a force to be reckoned with!

I’m Duke Nukem, and I don’t have time for this shit.

Frag like it’s 199

I’m the Duke of destruction.

You want a piece of me? You can’t handle it!

I’ve got a bone to pick with you, and it’s gonna get messy.

Duke Nukem Quotes: A Collection of the Craziest One-Liners From the Iconic Video Game Character part 2

I’m gonna rip your head off and shit down your neck!

You’re an alien piece of shit, and I’m gonna kick your ass!

I’m gonna rip you a new one!

You’re messing with the wrong bad-ass.

Time to kick some alien ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all outta gum!

Hasta la vista, baby!

You’re going down like a bad stripper!

I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m gonna rip your face off!

You’re gonna pay with interest, alien scum!

I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all outta gum!

You wanna piece of me, you ugly motherfucker?

Feels good to be back in action!

Duke Nukem never loses, baby!

Time to kick some alien ass and chew bubblegum. But don’t worry, I brought plenty of gum!

I’m gonna beat you like a red-headed stepchild!

You picked the wrong side, alien scum!

Time to dance with the devil!

I’ll continue when I’m damn well ready to continue!

This is my boomstick!

I’m Duke Nukem, and I’m gonna send you back to space in a body bag!