Funny Coffee Quotes That Will Make You Burst Out Laughing

I like my coffee like I like my mornings – dark and strong!

Coffee: because adulting is hard!

Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.

Coffee doesn’t ask silly questions, coffee understands.

Decaf? No thanks, I prefer my coffee to have a personality.

Coffee is my love language.

I can’t espresso how much you bean to me.

Coffee: the original morning superhero.

I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a very committed relationship.

Coffee is the glue that holds my life together.

I have a latte love for coffee!

Coffee – because anger management is expensive.

Coffee: fuel for the caffeine-powered brain.

Coffee: the official drink of procrastination.

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee!

Coffee, the reason I wake up every morning… and the reason I don’t get much done.

Coffee – because adulting without it is just a sad, decaffeinated existence.

In a world full of basic, be a caramel macchiato.

Life happens, coffee helps.

Coffee: turning ‘I can’t’ into ‘I can’t even without it.’

Keep calm and drink coffee.

I can’t think of a clever coffee pun, I haven’t had my coffee yet.

Coffee: my power fuel to save the world.

Sometimes I think coffee is my spirit animal.

Coffee, the only addiction I’m okay with.

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Coffee – because without it, mornings would be depresso.

I’m sorry for what I said before I had my coffee.

Espresso yourself, but with coffee.

Coffee: the dark side of the day.

Coffee is the answer, no matter what the question is.

Caffeine and kindness: the perfect brew.

Coffee, the ultimate life-hack.

Coffee: the warm hug in a mug.

Life happens, coffee helps me cope.

Inhale confidence, exhale coffee.

Coffee: the key to surviving Monday mornings.

Coffee: the magical elixir of productivity.

Without coffee, mornings would be empty and dull.

Coffee: my favorite blend of sanity and happiness.

Coffee: the legal drug that keeps me going.

Coffee: the best part of waking up… and the rest of the day too.

Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.

Coffee: because adulting without it is just sad-ulting.

Coffee: the only way to start the day without breaking the law.

Coffee, the ultimate pick-me-up and friend who never disappoints.