Funny Craft Quotes

Crafting: the art of turning glitter into masterpieces.

Crafting is cheaper than therapy (well, kind of).

When life gives you scraps, make a quilt.

Home is where the craft supplies are.

Crafting: where ideas and glue sticks collide.

I’m not messy, I’m just creatively inspired.

Crafting is my superpower.

Creativity takes courage… and a hot glue gun.

Crafters gonna craft.

Crafters gonna create, create, create.

Keep calm and craft on.

Crafting is like a sport, except I don’t sweat, I glue.

I’m not a hoarder, I’m a strategic craft supply collector.

Crafting is my therapy, glitter is my medication.

Crafting is my happy place.

My favorite color is glitter.

Craftiness runs in my veins.

I don’t need a reason to craft, I just do it for the fun of it.

Crafting is my way of making the world a little brighter.

Creativity is in the eye of the hot glue gun holder.

I craft because punching people is frowned upon.

Messy bun, glue gun, getting stuff done.

I’m not addicted to crafting, I’m committed.

I don’t have a problem, I just have an extensive craft supply collection.

Crafters make the world a more colorful place.

Crafters gonna paper craft, paper craft, paper craft.

Crafting is the best kind of therapy because glue sticks don’t judge.

Craftiness is next to godliness.

Funny Craft Quotes part 2

I’m not scared of commitment, just committed to crafting.

Creativity is my cardio.

My idea of a good time: paint, glue, and lots of crafting supplies.

Crafters gonna sew, sew, sew.

I can’t be trusted with sharp objects, but I can make beautiful things with paper.

Friends don’t let friends buy craft supplies at full price.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just constantly crafting.

Crafters gonna bead, bead, bead.

Crafting is my addiction, and I’m not looking for a cure.

When life gives you scrapbook paper, make memories.

Crafters gonna knit, knit, knit.

My house is a mess because I’m too busy making beautiful things.

Crafters gonna paint, paint, paint.

Crafting is my meditation.

Can’t touch this… my projects are delicate.

Crafters gonna crochet, crochet, crochet.

My crafting skills are second to none… well, maybe to Martha Stewart’s.

Crafting: the art of turning a mess into a masterpiece.

Crafters gonna quilt, quilt, quilt.

I’m not addicted to crafting, I’m just devoted to it.

Crafting is the best kind of therapy because it involves glitter and glue.

My happy place: surrounded by yarn and fabric.