Funny Love Quotes for Him

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying a lot!

You stole my heart, but I know you’ll take good care of it.

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

You make my heart skip a beat, and my mind forgot to press ‘play’.

I love you so much, I’d share my nachos with you.

You’re the reason I log into Facebook every day, just to see your cute face.

Love is all about finding someone who puts up with your weirdness.

You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly.

If kisses could burn calories, we’d be the fittest couple on earth.

I love you even when I’m hangry, that’s true devotion.

You’re the reason I smile, even on rainy days.

Love is like a boxer’s punch, it knocks you out when you least expect it.

I love you more than bacon, and that’s saying something.

If love was a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.

Love is like a rollercoaster, and I’m glad you’re sitting next to me.

You’re my favorite distraction from doing anything productive.

I fell in love with you faster than a WiFi connection.

Love is like a good joke, it never gets old when you’re with the right person.

You’re the reason love songs make sense to me now.

I love you more than Monday mornings, and that’s saying a lot.

Funny Love Quotes for Him part 2

You make my heart do the happy dance.

Love is like a cup of coffee, it gives you a warm and fuzzy feeling.

You’re the missing puzzle piece in my chaotic life.

I love you so much, I would watch a marathon of your favorite TV show with you.

Love is like a snowflake, unique and beautiful when it falls on the right person.

You’re the reason my phone battery dies so quickly, because I can’t stop texting you.

I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying something.

Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always sweet.

You’re the key to my heart, and I hope you never change the lock.

I love you more than getting likes on Instagram, and that’s saying a lot.

Love is like a good comedy show, it makes your belly hurt from laughing too hard.

You make me believe in love at first sight, even when we’ve been together for years.

I love you more than a puppy loves treats, and that’s saying something.

Love is like a game of chess, and you’re the queen to my king.

You’re the reason I blush like a tomato whenever you’re around.

I love you so much, I’d even share my dessert with you.

Love is like a rubber band, it stretches and bounces back stronger when tested.

You’re my favorite person to annoy, but also my favorite person to love.

I love you more than finding money in my pockets, and that’s a great feeling.

Love is like a good book, it takes you on an adventure and leaves you wanting more.

You’re the reason I check my phone every two minutes, hoping for a text from you.

I love you more than a kid loves ice cream, and that’s saying a lot.

Love is like a great punchline, it catches you off guard and makes you smile.

You’re the reason I believe in fairy tales, because you’re my happily ever after.

I love you more than bacon flavored everything, and that’s a whole lot of love.