Funny Quotes by Dolly Parton

I’m not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb and I’m not blonde.

I’m not a natural beauty. My attitude is my best accessory.

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap.

I’m not high maintenance, I’m just high performance.

If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

I don’t mind living in a man’s world as long as I can be a woman in it.

When someone tells me ‘no,’ it doesn’t mean I can’t do it, it just means I can’t do it with them.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

I’m blonde, I’m short, I’m skinny, and I’m a little sweetheart.

I’m not going to limit myself just because people won’t accept the fact that I can do something else.

I may look fake, but I’m real where it counts.

I’m not one for gossip, but I do have a great imagination.

I’m so wealthy I can’t even afford to think about it.

I’m not afraid to make a fool of myself. That’s why I’m alive.

I look like a woman but I think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a dog.

I don’t need a superhero, I have my rhinestones.

I’m a self-made woman, and I owe it all to me.

I’d rather be the queen of my own little world than a pawn in someone else’s.

Funny Quotes by Dolly Parton part 2

I don’t mind being a legend, I just don’t want to be a museum piece.

I may be small, but my dreams are big.

I’m not a saint, unless you think a saint is a sinner who keeps on trying.

I’m not afraid of stormy weather, I bring the lightning.

I’ve never met a rhinestone I didn’t like.

I don’t get older, I just sparkle brighter.

I’m like a roller coaster, a little wild, a lot of fun, and guaranteed to make you scream.

I’m not just a cupcake, I’m a whole bakery.

I may not be perfect, but my hair is.

I’m not high maintenance, I just have high expectations.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just dancing with the furniture.

I’m like a diamond – rare, precious, and sometimes a little rough around the edges.

I’m not a drama queen, I’m a country queen.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I have my own sparkly armor.

I’m not here to fit in, I’m here to stand out.

I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I taste pretty darn good to those who like me.

I’m not afraid to take up space, I was born to shine.

I’m not a diva, I just have a strong personality and a love for rhinestones.

I’m not afraid of aging, I embrace it with all my glittery heart.

I don’t have time for regrets, I’m too busy planning my next adventure.

I’m not a celebrity, I’m a living legend.

I’m not just a pretty face, I have a pretty big bank account too.

I may be a Southern belle, but I can kick some serious butt.

I’m not just a singer, I’m a storyteller with a great set of lungs.

I don’t need a prince charming, I have my own kingdom to rule.

I’m not a follower, I’m a trendsetter.

I may be small in size, but I’m larger than life.