Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes

Love is a lot like a puzzle – you’re always missing a piece, but somehow it still works.

I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying a lot on Valentine’s Day.

If love were a food, you’d be my favorite snack, because you’re simply irresistible.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Valentine’s Day is overrated, but I still love you.

Love is blind, but if you’re lucky, it also has a great sense of humor.

Valentine’s Day is the perfect time to remind you that my love for you is beyond measure.

I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.

If love is a pain in the neck, then you’re the best chiropractor I’ve ever had.

You + Me = Nachos. We’re a perfect match!

Love is like a rollercoaster – it has its ups and downs, but I’m glad we’re riding it together.

You stole a pizza my heart, and I’m never getting it back.

If love were a science experiment, we’d definitely be the hypothesis.

Love is like a fart – if you have to force it, it’s probably shit.

If love were a movie genre, we’d be the romantic comedy – with lots of laughs and a happy ending.

You’re the reason I wake up with a smile on my face and toothpaste on my shirt.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t seem to get up.

You make my heart skip a beat – and not just because I had too much coffee.

Funny Valentine’s Day Quotes part 2

I love you more than Kanye West loves Kanye West.

I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

You’re the avocado to my toast – perfect in every way.

Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless!

If we were at Hogwarts, you’d definitely be my Patronus.

You’re the WiFi to my heart – always connecting and never letting go.

One day I hope to be as awesome as my dog thinks I am.

I love you to the moon and back, but I still expect a cute Valentine’s Day gift.

I’m not a genie, but I can make all your dreams come true… as long as they involve pizza.

Love is like a fart – if you really have to force it, it’s probably a bad idea.

You’re the jelly to my peanut butter – perfect together, even if a little messy.

If love were a snowflake, I’d send you a blizzard.

You’re my favorite notification – always bringing joy to my day.

I may not be a hit on the dance floor, but I’m definitely a hit with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you were a vegetable, you’d definitely be a cute-cumber.

If being cheesy is a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t seem to get up.

You’re the reason I smile even when there are no cameras around.

I love you more than the number of likes on your Instagram posts.

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

You’re the icing on my cake… or maybe just the cake. Who needs icing anyway?

If love were a basketball game, you’d definitely be my MVP.

You’re my favorite distraction from productivity… and I wouldn’t want it any other way.

I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t seem to get up.

You complete me in a way that even chocolate can’t.

If love were a debate, you’d definitely win – I’m speechless around you.

You’re the reason I believe in love at first sight.

I may not be the best chef, but I’m definitely cooking up some love for you.