Funny Workout Quotes – Adding Laughter to Your Fitness Routine

I squat so I don’t hit the ground when life knocks me down.

I workout because I really, really like food.

Exercise? Oh, I thought you said extra fries!

I workout because it’s easier to wear my favorite jeans than to buy new ones.

I run, but only because I love food and I hate pants.

I exercise so I can eat cake without guilt.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

I’m not a gym rat, I’m a gym unicorn.

Exercise? I thought you said extra rice.

I workout because punching people is frowned upon.

I workout because someday my prince will come and he might not appreciate these thunder thighs.

I exercise because punching things is more socially acceptable in the gym.

Run like there’s a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you.

My workout is 90% socializing and 10% actual exercise.

I don’t sweat, I leak awesome.

Push yourself because no one is going to do it for you… and also donuts.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Life is too short to be small. Lift heavy and eat the cake.

I do yoga to burn off the crazy.

Running late counts as cardio, right?

Sore today, strong tomorrow.

The only reason I work out is so I can carry all my grocery bags in one trip.

This girl runs on coffee, sarcasm, and really loud music.

I tried exercise but I found out I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I almost died, so I quit.

Funny Workout Quotes – Adding Laughter to Your Fitness Routine part 2

Burpees? I thought you said slurpees. Count me in!

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch … it’s called lunch.

Forget the butterflies. I feel the whole zoo when I workout.

I don’t sweat, I glisten.

I could exercise, or I could just eat donuts. Tough choice.

I workout to burn off the crazy.

Running to the fridge during commercials totally counts as exercise.

I only run so I can eat more pizza.

Exercise? I thought they said extra fries.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Running is a mental battle. I’m always fighting the urge to stop and go home for cake.

I workout because I really like bread.

My workout buddy is my alarm clock. It really gets my heart racing.

I workout because I need my body to be strong enough to carry all the shopping bags in one trip.

Exercise? I thought you said accessorize!

My gym motto: Sweat is just fat crying.

I run because I really like cookies.

If my muscles are shaking, it’s just because they’re excited to get strong.

I workout because my body is a temperamental diva that needs constant attention.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! Count me in.

I exercise because I want my body to look like I love it… even if I still refuse to give up tacos.