Funny Yoda Quotes – Unleashing the Humorous Side of the Wise Jedi Master
Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not.
Do or do not. There is no try.
Pass on what you have learned. Strength, mastery, hmm… but weakness, folly, failure also. Yes, failure most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is.
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
Much to learn you still have, my young padawan.
The force is strong with this one.
Wars not make one great.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.
Always pass on what you have learned.
A Jedi uses the force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.
You must unlearn what you have learned.
In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.
Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.
To be Jedi is to face the truth, and choose. Give off light, or darkness, Padawan. Be a candle, or the night.
In a galaxy far, far away, patience you must have.
Control, control, you must learn control!
Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is.
The greatest teacher, failure is.
Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things.
That is why you fail.
To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not. In this war, a danger there is, of losing who we are.
Funny Yoda Quotes – Unleashing the Humorous Side of the Wise Jedi Master part 2
You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.
Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot.
Named must your fear be before banish it you can.
You will find only what you bring in.
Control, control, you must learn control!
With great power, comes great responsibility.
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?
Happens to every guy sometimes this does.
You were the chosen one!
Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.
Secret, shall I tell you? Grand Master of Jedi Order am I. Won this job in a raffle I did. Hmm? Jedi Council, take you in I will. Hmm? Good relations with the Wookiees, I have. Hmm. Powerful Jedi, I am. Hmm? But not are you. Hmm. Through the force, things you will see. Other places. The future, the past. Old friends long gone.
A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.
Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will.
When you look at the dark side, careful you must be. For the dark side looks back.
Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.
The fear of loss is a path to the dark side.
Truly wonderful the mind of a child is.
In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.
If no mistake you have made, yet losing you are… a different game you should play.
The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.
Always pass on what you have learned.
In this war, a danger there is, of losing who we are.
