Funny Yogi Berra Quotes – A Collection of Hilarious One-Liners

In baseball, it ain’t over ’til it’s over.

You can observe a lot by just watching.

It’s déjà vu all over again.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded.

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

Baseball is 90% mental and the other half is physical.

The future ain’t what it used to be.

It’s not the heat, it’s the humility.

The only thing you can do in this game is keep going.

It ain’t the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you’re going because you might not get there.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be.

If you don’t know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.

I never said most of the things I said.

You don’t have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it’ll go.

It was impossible to get a conversation going; everybody was talking too much.

When you’re a manager in baseball, you basically hired to get fired.

Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel.

If you’re going to fork up the cash, don’t forget the plate and the napkin.

Slump? I ain’t in no slump. I just ain’t hitting.

Funny Yogi Berra Quotes – A Collection of Hilarious One-Liners part 2

I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.

You should always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.

I wish I had an answer to that because I’m tired of answering that question.

It ain’t the jeans that make your butt look fat, it’s the genes.

The future is not what it used to be.

I tell the kids, somebody’s gotta win, somebody’s gotta lose. Just don’t fight about it. Just try to get better.

If you can’t imitate him, don’t copy him.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.

Ninety percent of the game is half mental.

It’s tough to make a comeback when you weren’t here in the first place.

Little league baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.

How can you think and hit at the same time?

Even Napoleon had his Watergate.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.

The future ain’t what it used to be, but neither is the present.

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore.

If you ask me a question I probably don’t know the answer to, but if the answer was no, I probably wouldn’t say I don’t know.

I take a two-hour nap from one to four.

Always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours.

You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn’t enough in the second half, you give what’s left.

If you can’t beat ’em in the alley, you can’t beat ’em on the ice.

Never answer an anonymous letter.

You wouldn’t believe it, but I never heard of Yogi Berra.