Get a Laugh with Short Funny Love Quotes

Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

Love is an electric blanket with someone else in control of the remote.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I love you like a fat kid loves cake… and that’s saying something!

Love is like a roller coaster, thrilling but sometimes nauseating.

Love is a bit like a food fight, messy but oh so fun.

Love is like a sitcom, full of ups and downs and lots of laughter.

Love is like a selfie, best taken with someone special.

I love you more than chocolate, and that’s saying a lot!

Love is like a sneeze, impossible to hold back.

Love is like a puzzle, it takes time and patience to fit all the pieces together.

I love you more than pizza, and that’s saying something!

Love is like a dance, sometimes you step on each other’s toes but you laugh it off.

Love is like a cup of coffee, strong, addictive, and always better shared.

I love you more than Mondays… and that’s saying a lot!

Love is like a game of Twister, it gets complicated, but oh so fun.

I love you to the moon and back, that’s one small step for man, one giant leap for love.

Love is like a good joke, it always makes you smile.

I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts… and that’s saying a lot!

Love is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

Get a Laugh with Short Funny Love Quotes part 2

I love you more than Netflix loves binge-watching.

Love is like a puppy, it’s adorable but needs a lot attention.

Love is like a good book, you can’t put it down.

I love you more than a dog loves chasing its tail… and that’s saying something!

Love is like a roller coaster ride, with lots of twists and turns but always worth it in the end.

I love you more than a kid loves candy… and that’s saying something!

Love is like a box of crayons, it brings color to your life.

Love is like a karaoke night, it’s all about being silly and having fun together.

I love you more than a squirrel loves hoarding nuts.

Love is like a good laugh, it’s infectious and brings people together.

I love you like a bee loves honey… and that’s saying something!

Love is like a comedy show, it’s full of laughter and surprises.

Love is like a good friend, always there for you in the good times and bad.

I love you more than a kid loves recess… and that’s saying a lot!

Love is like a magic trick, it can make you believe in the impossible.

Love is like a bowling game, sometimes you strike, sometimes you gutter-ball, but it’s always a good time.

I love you more than a bear loves honey… and that’s saying something!

Love is like a funny costume, it makes life more interesting.

Love is like a funny movie, it keeps you entertained and gives you a good laugh.

I love you more than a sloth loves naps… and that’s saying a lot!

Love is like a road trip, sometimes you get lost, but the journey is always memorable.

Love is like ice cream, it melts in your heart.

I love you more than a cat loves naps… and that’s saying something!

Love is like a circus, full of surprises and excitement.

Love is like a good punchline, it catches you off guard and leaves you smiling.