Kath and Kim Quotes

Kim, you’re such a hornbag!

Look at moi, Kim, look at moi!

She’s a fox, like a silver fox, but with real silver.

I don’t like excuses, I like results.

I’m not fat, I’m just curvy in the wrong places.

We’re just two sexual beings in a modern world.

Botox is my best friend, I don’t need anything else.

Kim, you couldn’t organise a root in a brothel with a bag of dicks.

Temperament is all in the genes, Kimmy.

I’m not lazy, I’m energy efficient.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

I’m not high maintenance, I just know what I want.

Kim, you have a face for radio.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you a better wardrobe.

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

I don’t love you if you can’t pamper me.

I don’t need a prince charming, I need a prince with a credit card.

Kim, you couldn’t keep a secret even if it had a padlock on it.

I’m not a diva, I’m a goddess in training.

I don’t believe in diets, I believe in retail therapy.

I’m not a chef, but I make a mean reservation.

I don’t do mornings, mornings do me.

Life is too short for bad fashion and cheap champagne.

Kim, you couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag with a map and a flashlight.

I’m not materialistic, I just have expensive taste.

Kath and Kim Quotes part 2

I don’t follow trends, I set my own fashion rules.

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.

Kim, you couldn’t sell ice to an Eskimo.

I’m not a drama queen, I’m a drama empress.

I don’t need a man, I need a personal shopper.

I don’t do diets, I do happy meals.

Kim, you couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag with a compass and a map.

I’m not a shopaholic, I’m a retail therapist.

I don’t date, I’m in a committed relationship with myself.

I don’t do rules, I make my own.

Kim, you couldn’t organise a root in an orgy.

I’m not high maintenance, I just have high standards.

I don’t believe in age, I believe in fabulousness.

I’m not a gold digger, I’m a platinum princess.

I don’t sweat, I glow.

Kim, you couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag with a GPS.

I’m not a drama magnet, I’m a drama conductor.

I don’t need therapy, I have designer shoes.

I don’t need a personal trainer, I have a personal shopper.

Kim, you couldn’t organise a root in a brothel in 24 hours.”

I’m not ordinary, I’m extraordinary.

I don’t believe in luck, I make my own destiny.

I’m not a princess, I’m a queen in training.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I need a knight with a credit card.

Kim, you couldn’t organise a root if you were a tree.