Laugh at Work – Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day

I pretend to work because they pretend to pay me.

The harder I work, the luckier my boss gets.

Work hard and karaoke harder.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

I may be late, but I always bring donuts to make up for it.

Work would be so much fun without the annoying coworkers and tasks.

I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they go by.

I’m not a doctor, but I can definitely give a lot of sick leave advice.

The office is like a jungle, but with better-dressed animals.

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas.

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.

My job isn’t rocket science, but pretending it is keeps me entertained.

The secret to success in the workplace is knowing the coffee machine better than anyone else.

I’m not clumsy, it’s just the floor hates me.

Teamwork makes the dream work, or at least that’s what they tell me.

The only thing worse than working on a Monday is still working on a Friday.

I love my job, it’s the work that I hate.

I’m not here to be average, I’m here to be awesome.

Every day is bring your pet to work day… according to my cat.

It’s not procrastination if I can do it tomorrow.

Laugh at Work – Funny Quotes to Brighten Your Day part 2

I don’t always thank people, but when I do, it’s for making me look good.

I don’t need patience, I need chocolate.

My boss told me I need to be more productive, so I switched my computer to dark mode.

I don’t need an alarm clock, my fear of unemployment wakes me up.

I may not have a PhD, but I have a DD: Doctor of Desk Decorations.

Being busy does not always mean being productive.

My desk is a mess because it’s my unique filing system.

I’m not grumpy, I just have resting stressed face.

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your boss told you to do.

I don’t always work weekends, but when I do, it feels like every weekend.

I spend 90% of my salary on snacks to get me through the day.

Roses are red, deadlines make me blue, but caffeine and memes will help me get through.

My to-do list:

Coffee,

Work (maybe),

Nap (definitely).

I’m not anti-social, I’m just pro-not-talking-to-my-coworkers.

The office is my playground, and the stapler is my favorite toy.

I dress up for work like every day is a fashion show and the office is my runway.

My favorite exercise at work is running late.

I went into work today with a mission. Mission impossible: find motivation.

I don’t have a bad handwriting, it’s just an encryption method to keep my notes secret.

I don’t need stress balls, I need stress doughnuts.

There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’, but there’s definitely ‘U’ in ‘coffee break’.

If you can’t work with your colleagues, at least enjoy making fun of them.

I don’t always love my job, but when I do, it’s 5 p.m.