Laugh Out Loud – Funniest Movie One-Liners That Will Crack You Up

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. – Notting Hill

I’m king of the world! – Titanic

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

I’ll have what she’s having. – When Harry Met Sally

Here’s looking at you, kid. – Casablanca

You can’t handle the truth! – A Few Good Men

I see dead people. – The Sixth Sense

I’m just a love machine. – Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

I’m the king of the world! – Nacho Libre

I’m about to do something very clever and a tiny bit against the rules of the universe. – Doctor Strange

Do or do not. There is no try. – Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

I’ll be back. – The Terminator

I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. – Who Framed Roger Rabbit

I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse. – The Godfather

May the Force be with you. – Star Wars

That’s my secret, Captain. I’m always angry. – The Avengers

I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is. – Forrest Gump

I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. – The Big Lebowski

I’m gonna get medieval on your ass. – Pulp Fiction

Laugh Out Loud – Funniest Movie One-Liners That Will Crack You Up part 2

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. – 2001: A Space Odyssey

I’m the greatest star there ever was! – Funny Girl

I’m the ghost with the most, babe. – Beetlejuice

I’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse. – Twilight Saga: New Moon

I’m passion incarnate, man! – High Fidelity

I’m just a blip in the universe, but at least I’m moving. – Guardians of the Galaxy

I’m the master of my own fate. – Invictus

I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar. – Serenity

I’m not a great writer, but I’m the best rewriter I know. – Adaptation

I’m an excellent driver. – Rain Man

I’m a peacock! You gotta let me fly! – The Other Guys

I’m the Harrison Ford of husbands. – This Is 40

I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. – Wreck-It Ralph

I’m the king of disco! – Boogie Nights

I’m a monster, but I’m your monster. – Pacific Rim

I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV. – Mr. Mom

I’m a hostage negotiator. I don’t listen to demands. – Inside Man

I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude! – Tropic Thunder

I’m a friend of Sarah Connor. I was told she was here. Could I see her please? – The Terminator

I’m Captain Jack Sparrow. – Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

I’m a god, not the God. I don’t think. – Bruce Almighty

I’m the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy. – The Departed

I’m a loner, Dottie. A rebel. – Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure

I’m Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel. – Mass Effect 2

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him. – Notting Hill

I’m Tom. But you can call me number nine. – Nine