Laugh Out Loud – Hilarious High School Quotes

High school: where weirdness is celebrated and normalcy is frowned upon.

High school is like a zoo, and we’re all the monkeys swinging from one class to another.

High school is the only place where it’s acceptable to run with scissors (to catch up to friends in the hallway).

If high school was easy, they would call it middle school.

In high school, the biggest competition is not in sports or academics, but in who can pull off the most epic senior prank.

High school is like a rollercoaster ride: filled with ups, downs, and occasionally making you want to throw up.

High school girls’ bathrooms are essentially warzones, where the mascara and eyeliner casualties are numerous.

Surviving high school is an art form, and I’m Picasso.

High school friendships are like pencils: you’ll have a lot, but only a few will stay sharp until the end.

The only thing longer than high school math exams are the lines at the cafeteria.

High school is the place where ‘sleeping in’ becomes an Olympic sport and ‘homework’ becomes a swear word.

High school is the time when your brain becomes a filing cabinet full of useless information.

In high school, popularity feels like the holy grail, but it’s really just a popularity contest of who can fake it the best.

The three most common languages in high school: English, Spanish, and sarcasm.

High school: where even the smartest students are baffled by the cafeteria mystery meat.

Laugh Out Loud – Hilarious High School Quotes part 2

High school is the battleground of teenage hormones, where relationships are created and destroyed with the speed of a Snapchat story.

In high school, your wardrobe is 90% pajamas and 10% outfits to impress your crush.

High school is the place where people spend more time on their phones than listening to the teacher… including the teacher.

High school is like a maze, and the only way to escape is through graduation.

High school is where you discover that the real three R’s are reading, writing, and stress relief.

In high school, breaking up is like trying to get out of a spider web: it’s sticky, messy, and sometimes you have to cut your losses and run.

High school: where you can never have enough highlighters, but can never find a pen when you need one.

High school is a crash course in teenage angst, where every minor inconvenience feels like the end of the world.

The only thing more terrifying than high school exams is the possibility of accidentally walking into the wrong classroom.

High school is the Mount Everest of awkwardness, with social interactions that make you feel like you’re climbing without a harness.

In high school, lunchtime is less about eating and more about speed-eating to secure a good seat in the cafeteria.

High school relationships are like rollercoasters – they’re fun, thrilling, and can make you want to throw up at the same time.

High school is like a battleground, and each student’s weapon of choice is a backpack filled with textbooks.

Social media in high school is like being the star of your own reality TV show, but without the royalties.

High school is where friendships are forged in the fires of group projects and survived only through mutual suffering.

In high school, the basketball court and the prom dance floor become the stages for both rivalry and romance.

High school is a place where girls become experts in the art of ‘makeup ninja,’ transforming from zombie-like to flawless in a mere five minutes.

High school is a constant battle between the need to fit in and the desire to stand out.

In high school, yearbook photos are the ultimate proof that fashion trends should come with a warning label: ‘Will induce cringing in the future.’

High school is like a party you’re being forced to attend, but can’t wait to leave.

High school is where dreams are shattered and replaced with reality checks.

In high school, it’s not about what you know, but who you know… or who knows the answers to the test.

High school is like a buffet: everyone is trying to get their hands on the best options before they’re all gone.

The four years of high school are like different seasons: freshman year is spring, sophomore year is summer, junior year is fall, and senior year is the long winter before graduation.

In high school, procrastination becomes an art form, and assignments are treated like marathon puzzles to be completed at the last minute.

High school is like a rodeo, where teachers are the cowboys trying to tame the wild students.

In high school, the only thing you can legally steal is your friend’s lunch from the cafeteria.

High school is the place where learning how to drive is just as important as learning how to navigate the hallways during passing periods.

In high school, the competition for the coveted ‘best parking spot’ is more intense than any sports championship.

High school is where dreams go to be crushed, but also where new dreams are born and nurtured.