Laugh Out Loud – The Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time

I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight. – The Devil Wears Prada

I feel the need… the need for speed! – Top Gun

Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get. – Forrest Gump

I’m king of the world! – Titanic

There’s no place like home. – The Wizard of Oz

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. – 2001: A Space Odyssey

Hasta la vista, baby. – Terminator 2: Judgment Day

I’ll be back. – The Terminator

Why so serious? – The Dark Knight

Wax on, wax off. – The Karate Kid

It’s not a man purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one. – The Hangover

You can’t handle the truth! – A Few Good Men

I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown? – Goodfellas

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. – Apocalypse Now

I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is. – Forrest Gump

You had me at hello. – Jerry Maguire

I’m the king of the world! – Titanic

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. – Notting Hill

I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. – Unknown

You had me at pizza. – Unknown

Do or do not. There is no try. – Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

Houston, we have a problem. – Apollo 13

Laugh Out Loud – The Funniest Movie Quotes of All Time part 2

Here’s Johnny! – The Shining

You can’t sit with us! – Mean Girls

As you wish. – The Princess Bride

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. – The Godfather Part II

May the Force be with you. – Star Wars

I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way. – Who Framed Roger Rabbit

I’m the Dude, so that’s what you call me. That or His Dudeness… Duder… or El Duderino, if, you know, you’re not into the whole brevity thing. – The Big Lebowski

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. – Dead Poets Society

You complete me. – Jerry Maguire

There’s no crying in baseball! – A League of Their Own

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me? – Meet the Parents

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to wear a mask. – Unknown

I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me. – Unknown

I know what you did last summer. It was you Netflix and chilling. – Unknown

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. – The Office

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

It’s not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me. – Batman Begins

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

You better lawyer up, because I’m not coming back for 30 percent. I’m coming back for everything. – The Social Network

We don’t need no stinking badges! – The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me. – Notting Hill

You’re killin’ me, Smalls! – The Sandlot

Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid. – John Wayne