Legally Blonde Quotes – Empowering and Hilarious Lines from the Iconic Film

What, like it’s hard?

I’ll show you how valuable Elle Woods can be.

I just don’t think I’m cut out for running a salon.

I once had to judge a tighty whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi.

Happy people just don’t kill other people.

Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands.

I’m never letting you go again, Bruiser!

Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t!

I took a long lunch, went home and permed my hair.

I’m more of a Tiffany’s kind of girl.

I don’t need a backup plan. I’m going to Harvard.

Isn’t it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?

I’m reading about the LSAT. It’s very stimulating.

If I’m going to be a senator, I need to know a little bit about politics.

You must always have faith in people. And, most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself.

For that matter, all blondes aren’t dumb.

It’s not impossible. I just don’t think I fit in here.

They just see blond hair and big boobs.

I don’t want to play on your team anymore.

Legally Blonde Quotes – Empowering and Hilarious Lines from the Iconic Film part 2

I figured out how to get Warner back.

I can be both smart and fashionable.

I’m not a fool. I’m not going to let one stupid jerk ruin my life.

I just wanted to make a difference.

Maybe I wanted a tan, and maybe I did think he was gay. But why can’t I just be a modern woman, searching for love?

I just don’t think that Brooke could’ve done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands, they just don’t!

It’s a completely frivolous activity, like shopping and cheerleading.

Do you think she woke up one morning and said, ‘I think I’ll go to law school today’?

I never thought that exercising could make someone so happy.

It’s not just about revenge. It’s about justice.

Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. And happy people just don’t kill their husbands.

Let us not forget Warner had engaged in sexual relations with the victim.

You must always have faith in yourself.

The rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would have known.

What about the perm that I got? I mean, isn’t it against the rules to not have that done on a fresh perm?

I don’t need backup. I’m going to Harvard.

I have a PhD in fashion, Elle. Not chemistry.

You must always have faith in people. And most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself.

I love pink, it’s my signature color.

There is nothing I love more than a dumb blonde with daddy’s plastic.

I don’t need a wedding ring, because I’m engaged to myself.

I’m going to Harvard and I’m going to be a lawyer.

I’m serious! They have four new colors of scrunchies!

I’m going to have a serious discussion with my shoes.

I’m sorry, but I don’t speak loser.

You must always have faith in people, but most importantly, you must always have faith in yourself.

Whoever said orange is the new pink is seriously disturbed.

I don’t speak loser!

I’ll believe in myself enough for the both of us.

I have a backup plan. It’s called Harvard Law School.