Quotes from Anchorman – Unforgettable Lines from the Classic Comedy

I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m not a baby. I am a man. I am an anchorman.

I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.

You stay classy, San Diego.

60% of the time, it works every time.

I’m in a glass case of emotion!

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.

I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.

I’m not a weatherman, but I can predict a 100% chance of awesomeness.

You can’t make up the news. It’s just there.

Take me to Pleasure Town.

I may not be the best-looking guy in the room, but I’m the only one talking to you.

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you.

I’m a professional and I carry a big stick.

I’m the man who sings when he needs to.

I’m not just a pretty face; I have other qualities as well.

They’ve done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.

I’m on top of the world, looking down on creation!

You can’t handle my journalistic integrity.

I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do.

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

Remember, there’s no democracy like your local news democracy.

Quotes from Anchorman – Unforgettable Lines from the Classic Comedy part 2

I’m an anchorman, not a robot!

I can’t believe what I’m seeing right now. Thousands of people are standing outside who have been here since 4:00 this morning.

I’m Ron Burgundy, the greatest Anchorman in the world!

Sometimes when I’m driving, I like to stick my head out the window and pretend I’m a dog.

I’m here live. I’m not a cat.

I don’t know how to put this, but I’m kind of a big deal.

I’m gonna make you love me a little bit more, baby.

I have a nickname for my penis. I call it ‘The Octagon’.

I’m a champion. I’m a wizard. And a king.

I love lamp.

People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It’s called The Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes – my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.

I’m Ron Burgundy?!

Don’t act like you’re not impressed.

I’m a news man, I have a responsibility to report the facts.

I’m the anchor man. I’m supposed to read the news, not be the news.

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I’m a professional. I won’t let my personal opinions get in the way of the news.

I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.

I’m Ron Burgundy, and you’re not.

I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I’m Ron Burgundy? You stay classy, San Diego.

I’m Ron Burgundy, and I’m here to tell you the news.