Sandlot Quotes – Unforgettable Lines from the Cult Classic

You’re killing me, Smalls!

Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.

You play ball like a girl!

Remember, kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.

First you take the graham, you stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flaming… you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end.

I haven’t had this much fun since… ever!

S’more, what? Some more of what?

You can’t go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.

All right, you guys, let’s see some hustle!

Baseball was life, and I was good at it.

You have to go next to the Beast. No bragging, no boasting. I mean, it’s not a crazy idea.

Baseball’s a game, Benny. Not a circus.

I swim, you doggy paddle.

Your killing me, Smalls! Even my dog knows that!

That ball wouldn’t have been out of a lot of parks.

It’s not what you look like when you’re doin’ what you’re doin’, it’s what you’re doin’ when you’re doin’ what you look like you’re doin’!

Man, this is baseball! You gotta stop thinking! Just have fun!

If my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave its butt and teach it to walk backward.

Smalls, Babe Ruth is the greatest baseball player that ever lived. People say he was less than a god but more than a man. You know, like Hercules or something.

Sandlot Quotes – Unforgettable Lines from the Cult Classic part 2

Remember how bad you want to be a ballplayer. Add 30 years.

You know, if my dog was as ugly as you, I’d shave its butt and tell it to walk backward.

I love the smell of fresh cut grass in the morning.

You’re not allowed to come over to my house anymore.

You’re not in the big leagues yet.

You wanna be an outfielder? Fine. It’s no picnic, pal.

Get out there and have some fun.

Baseball is life, the rest is just details.

Just remember, kid, there’s heroes and there’s legends. Heroes get remembered but legends never die; follow your heart, kid, and you’ll never go wrong.

I didn’t know the sandlot could be this much fun.

Bring it in, guys. It’s time to rally!

You’re killing me, Smalls! These marshmallows are falling into the fire!

You’re not in the big leagues yet, kid.

You can’t play baseball with a tree, and you can’t play baseball in a suit.

First, you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then, you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flaming, you stick it on the chocolate. Then, you cover it with the other end. Then, you stuff.

In life, we play the ball we get.

This kid’s an L7 weenie.

You can’t go sliding into third with your spikes high, you know?

You try to swing like Benny? My sister hits better than you!

This is beyond chat room. It’s really chat arena.

It’s almost like, you know, Benny has invisible rocket shoes on. It’s like he knows where the ball is gonna be!

Hey, what do you play? Baseball? You said baseball? Yeah, he plays baseball.

Man, I’ve been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling… smiling.

All right, now pay attention. First, you take the graham. You stick the chocolate on the graham. Then you roast the mallow. When the mallow’s flaming, you stick it on the chocolate. Then you cover it with the other end.

Sandlot rules, the rules don’t just say this, they say no pinchin’, no grabbin’, no whinin’. No spittin’, no yellin’, no breakin’ windows and no hoggin’ the ball!

You’re killin’ me, Smalls! I’ve been trying to teach you to catch the ball, not eat it!