Spinal Tap Quotes

Turn it up to 11!

It’s like a musical orgasm, only better.

I’m just as God made me.

These go to 11, alright? It’s one louder.

We have a bigger dressing room than the puppets!

It’s a fine line between clever and stupid.

We’re going to rock this town inside out!

Is it like a cult that you have there?

Minister of Bottoms, please!

This one goes to 11, and this one is on top…

We’re on a mission from God.

It’s an awkward situation. We’re both bass players.

I feel like I’m in a ‘soup kitchen’ of music.

I’m never going to be in danger of getting a Nobel Prize in physics.

I don’t listen. It slows down my head.

Death is just nature’s way of telling you to slow down.

They think we’re on drugs? I’m on dope!

I am in hell! Hell!

This is not a guitar. This is an electric guitar!

I’m just a musical scientist.

The audience will have to pay a lot to see this show – they’ll have to pay with their souls!

What’s wrong with being sexy?

You can’t really dust for vomit.

I feel like a pip.

My guitar’s… got a polyurethane finish.

I’m not asking, I’m telling!

This is a rock concert, not a knitting competition!

I don’t want you to see my nut. No one sees my nut!

Spinal Tap Quotes part 2

Heavy duty. Not that I believe in God, but it is… cool.

You know it’s like, it’s like, a music business. And, and, and Frida is like a rock star or something.

Spinal Tap are experts in so many fields.

There’s such a fine line between stupid and… and clever.

I’d hate to blow the gaff, but you’ve got competition!

It’s hotter than a crotch in here.

We don’t even know where ‘none more black’ is!

Don’t let yourself be hurt this time around.

Have a good time… all the time!

I think that the problem that most critics have with our music is that they are not in the music business at all.

And this, too, shall pass.

In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people… the Druids.

I didn’t know they were dwarves. I really didn’t.

It’s such a fine line between stupid and clever.

I’m a martyr for rock and roll.

I’m as unique as the universe.

I’m not a comedian. I’m a musician who also happens to be funny.

You don’t know what we’re capable of

I’m like on this rock and roll mission.

There’s a certain je ne sais quoi, you know, I’m not sure what that means, je ne sais quoi.

Have a good time… all the time!

How much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.