Thanksgiving LOLs – Hilarious Quotes to Lighten Up Your Feast

I’m thankful for elastic waistbands on Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving is the one day where gluttony is celebrated and encouraged.

My favorite exercise on Thanksgiving is the turkey trot… to the dessert table.

I’m just here for the pie, let’s be honest.

Thanksgiving: when my jeans give up on me.

I’m thankful for wine. It’s like a hug in a glass.

Behind every great Thanksgiving dinner, there’s a messy kitchen.

Thanksgiving: the one day of the year where it’s socially acceptable to unbutton your pants.

I’m not an overeater, I’m just getting in the spirit of Thanksgiving.

Don’t be a turkey, be grateful.

Thanksgiving: the day we all suddenly become professional chefs.

Thanksgiving is just practice for the holiday eating marathon that is Christmas.

I can’t cook, but I can order takeout like a champ on Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving: the official start of the holiday food coma.

Thanksgiving calories don’t count… or at least that’s what I tell myself.

Forget the turkey, I’m all about that stuffing.

Thanksgiving: a day to give thanks for elastic waistbands.

Thanksgiving is the only time of year when I’m willing to get up early… to start cooking.

Thanksgiving is all about family, food, and having an excuse to avoid awkward conversations.

I’m thankful for the annual post-Thanksgiving gym membership discounts.

Thanksgiving LOLs – Hilarious Quotes to Lighten Up Your Feast part 2

Thanksgiving: the day I realize I need a bigger dining table.

Thanksgiving is the only day when it’s acceptable to eat mashed potatoes with a shovel.

Thanksgiving dinner: where vegetables go to die.

Thanksgiving is the day when carefully counting calories doesn’t exist.

Turkey and wine: the perfect Thanksgiving pairing.

Thanksgiving: the one day where my cooking actually tastes good.

Thanksgiving: the only time you might find me volunteering to do the dishes.

I’m not the chef, I’m the official taste tester on Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving is the ultimate food marathon. Can I get a high five?

Thanksgiving prep: 10% cooking, 90% cleaning.

Pro tip for Thanksgiving: avoid conversations about politics and Aunt Karen’s questionable cooking.

Thanksgiving is like the Super Bowl for carbs.

Thanksgiving dinner: where seconds turn into thirds, fourths, and fifths.

Thanksgiving: the day when you can have your pie and eat it too.

Thanksgiving is the day every diet goes on vacation.

Thanksgiving wish: that leftovers were an acceptable daily meal.

Thanksgiving: the unofficial day of stretching pants to the limit.

Thanksgiving: the one day I give thanks for elastic waistbands.

Thanksgiving: the day when the kitchen becomes a war zone.

Thanksgiving is all about finding creative ways to use leftovers for a week straight.

Thanksgiving: the day I realize I have no idea how to properly carve a turkey.

Thanksgiving: the day to be grateful for elastic waistbands and stretchy leggings.

Thanksgiving dinner: it’s all fun and games until someone brings up politics.

Thanksgiving: the day I prove I can fit more food in my stomach than anyone thought possible.

Thanksgiving: the day I finally understand why turkeys are so afraid of November.