The Honeymooners Quotes
One of these days, Alice… POW! Right to the moon!
To the moon, Alice! To the moon!
I’ve got a big mouth, and I can’t keep it shut!
Bang, zoom! Straight to the moon!
Homina, homina, homina.
I’m the king of the castle, and you’re the dirty rascal!
Ralph, you’re a blabbermouth!
You’re gonna be sorry, Alice!
I’ve got a hard head and a soft heart.
Why can’t we ever have a quiet, relaxing vacation?
Alice, you’ve got me wrapped around your little finger.
One of these days, Alice, straight to the moon!
I’ve got a scheme, Alice. A big one!
I’m the greatest thing to hit television since color!
Alice, you’re like a broken record.
I’m a man with a plan!
Why am I always the one getting the short end of the stick?
Alice, you’re always one step ahead of me!
I’m the funniest man in the world, Alice!
I’ve got a punchline for every situation!
Alice, you’re my one and only.
I may not have the looks, but I’ve got the brains, Alice!
To the moon, to the moon!
Why can’t things ever go my way?
Alice, you’re the reason I get up in the morning.
I’m a regular Houdini, Alice!
I never get any respect around here.
Alice, I’ve got the biggest heart in the world!
Why can’t you ever give me a break, Alice?
The Honeymooners Quotes part 2
I’m a trendsetter, not a follower!
Alice, you’re the queen of my heart.
Why do we always find ourselves in these crazy situations?
Alice, you’re the reason I keep going.
I’m a diamond in the rough, Alice!
I’m the king of comedy, Alice!
Why can’t you ever see things from my perspective, Alice?
Alice, you’re the light of my life.
I’m a force to be reckoned with, Alice!
I never get the credit I deserve, Alice.
Alice, you’re the peanut butter to my jelly.
Why can’t we ever have a peaceful evening at home?
I’m a master of disguise, Alice!
Alice, you’re my huckleberry.
I’m the jokemeister, Alice!
Why can’t we ever agree on anything, Alice?
Alice, you’re the apple of my eye.
I’m the life of the party, Alice!
Why does everything always go wrong when I’m around?
Alice, you’re my better half.
I’m the funniest guy you’ll ever meet, Alice!
