I'm on a sewing diet. I've had more than my seam's worth!
Sew much fabric, sew little time.
Keep calm and carry yarn!
Sew you think you can stitch?
Sewing forever, housework whenever.
Tailors don't retire, they just seem stressed!
Born to sew, forced to work.
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May your birthday be as bright as a shining star in the God's sky!
Mazal Tov on your special day! May all your wishes come true and your heart be filled with joy.
On your birthday, may the blessings of God be as plentiful as the sands of the desert! Happy Birthday!
Shalom! Wishing you a year full of health, prosperity, l... Read More
Life is s'more fun when you're camping.
You make my heart melt like a s'more.
I need s'more time with you.
Life needs a few more sprinkles and a lot more s'mores.
'S'more love, less hate.
Let's toast to s'more good times.
Friends, Fire, and S'mores. Life doesn't get much better.
I'd give u... Read More
You can't churn butter with a toothpick.
Everyone gets the buggy wheels they deserve.
Even in the most tranquil pond, the duck still creates ripples.
You don't need electricity to light up a room, just a good attitude.
The quickest way to get lost is to think you know the way.
An Amish quilt isn't about t... Read More
Living on a prayer.
Christ is my savior, not my religion.
Faith can move mountains.
Not perfect, just forgiven.
Son of a King.
Jesus is my rock and that's how I roll.
Walk by faith, not by sight.
Nothing but the blood of Jesus.
Too blessed to be stressed.
Prayer warrior. Read More
To live without you, only that would be torture. - Gomez
Oh, Gomez, I hope you didn't make a spectacle of yourself. - Morticia
Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me... Do it again. - Morticia
Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bl... Read More
Prove that black cats are just miniature panthers who prefer living indoors.
Black cat strut, midnight flirt, eyes that mesmerize... that's her magic.
Hocus Pocus, I need coffee to focus. Oh, and a black cat!
Behind every mythical witch, there's a black cat with real power.
Black cat with glowing eyes, full of my... Read More
There?s a thin line between being a hero and being a memory.
One shall stand, one shall fall.
Autobots, roll out!
The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how they love them while they're alive.
You still fight for the weak. That's why you lose!
I am Bumblebee, your oldest fr... Read More
Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos.
Leeloo Dallas multipass.
You humans act so strange. Everything you create, you use it to destroy each other.
I don't know love. I was built to protect not to love.
I have no fire. I... I am not a human being.
Never without my perm... Read More
The will to win is not nearly so important as the will to prepare to win. - Bobby Knight
Most people have the will to win, few have the will to prepare to win. - Bobby Knight
I've always felt that you don't do anything to limit yourself. Put yourself in as many situations as you can handle. - Bobby Knight
Your biggest op... Read More
We tweak because ordinary is overrated.
Live life off the beaten path, be a tweaker of lines.
The best symphony is crafted by the hands of a wise tweaker.
It's not about perfection, it's about tweaking till it fits you.
The world sees a maverick, I see a tweaker daring the norms.
No masterpiece was ever c... Read More
Bears, beets, battlestar galactica. - Jim Halpert
Who would dare to love a bear? - Rick Yancey
A bear teaches us that if the heart is true, it doesn't matter much if an ear drops off. - Helen Exley
A bear remains a bear even when most of him has fallen off or worn away. - Charlotte Gray
You're braver than you bel... Read More
In beer we trust.
Hops to it - Beer on!
Beer is the answer, but I can't remember the question.
Sip Happens!
Life is brewtiful.
Alive and lager.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer: brew enjoy empty repeat.
Stay hydrated with hops.
Hops to you!
Pour decisio... Read More
Life is better at the lake.
I?m a lakeaholic.
Gone to the lake. Be back never.
Living the lake life.
Relax, you're on lake time.
Lake vibes only.
Stay wild, lake child.
What happens at the lake, stays at the lake.
I'm happiest when I'm floating in a lake.
If you're lucky en... Read More
Celebrate another year of wisdom, love, and compassion. Happy birthday to the teacher with the most heart!
To the person who has touched not just my mind but my heart, happy birthday.
Your guidance means the world to me. Warmest wishes on your birthday, dear teacher.
Happy birthday to the teacher whose heart is as wide a... Read More
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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest
Made in [Birth Year] Limited Edition
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The barbell is my therapy.
Be stronger than your excuses.
One more rep, then rest.
Sweat today, smile tomorrow.
Lift heavy, live light.
Weightlifting: it?s a journey, not a destination.
I lift, therefore I am.
Your body can stand almost anything, it?s your mind you have to convince.
All I can stands, I can't stands no more!
I yam what I yam, and that's all what I yam.
I'm strong to the finish, cause I eats me spinach.
Well blow me down!
I ain't no tailor but I know what suits me.
Nobody ever did anything mighty by taking it easy.
It's a wonderful day for hate to find its plac... Read More
The flames of our love may not burn as bright, but I still love your warmth.
Loving you is a journey I'll forever embark on, no matter how steep the hills or tough the terrain.
Even when you're no longer in my sight, you're forever in my heart.
In the tumult of the world, the chaos of life, my love for you remains the on... Read More
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