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The joy we feel has little to do with the circumstances of our lives and everything to do with the focus of our lives. - Russell M. Nelson
The Book of Mormon is not just a book you dust off or read occasionally. It is the word of God. - Russell M. Nelson
Each of us is a son or daughter of God, and we have a unique purpose to ful... Read More
Choose your next thought carefully, it might be your last.
If you want to fight with the law, then be prepared to meet your maker.
We don't negotiate with criminals. We bring them to justice.
Those who harm the innocent will not escape my radar.
Anyone who thinks they can take on the law will meet a dead end. Read More
I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda.
I just get really happy when they say we have to leave.
Tall and stupid; that's the Mary and Rhoda all over!
Actually, I have been trying this new fat-free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
Alright, Christie... Read More
I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away.
Isn't everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?
I believe if there's any kind of God it wouldn't be in any of us, not you or me but just this little space in between.
Loving someone, and being loved means so much to me. We always make fun of it and stuff. Bu... Read More
I'm a cowboy on a steel horse I ride.
This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
Reach for the sky!
Some call it the middle of nowhere. I call it the center of my world.
I got more rhymes than a barrel of monkeys.
I speak fluent cowboy.
Life is better in boots.
Yippee-ki-yay, pardner! <... Read More
French fries with the speed of light, a potato will become dynamite!
Sometimes life is like a bag of potatoes, heavy to carry but substantial enough to feed you.
You can't make a perfect French fry without a few spuds along the way.
Potato: A peasant on the outside, a king on the inside.
Don't judge me for my ski... Read More
A dandelion wish is the universe's little secret whispered on the wind.
Eyes closed, heart open, dandelion dreams crossing the miles.
Sometimes, we need to be like a dandelion; even when trampled, we rise again, and grant wishes.
Each dandelion bloom is a star, each seed is a wish waiting to take flight.
Don't yo... Read More
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Chickens are the gateway to the farm.
Getting a cow to laugh can be an utterly hilarious experience.
Barnyard rules: Wake up early, get dirty, stay humble.
Life is better on the farm.
Keep calm and farm on.
Farming: It's not just a job, it's a way of life.
F... Read More
The Cold War: When the world was a chess board of nations, and the game was always in stalemate.
In the Cold War, we were taught that in the face of the unknown, we should always expect a Soviet.
The Cold War wasn't really about nuclear weapons. It was about the human heart.
The only thing warmer during the Cold War were... Read More
I hate you with the passion of a thousand burning suns.
I hate you so much that hell wouldn?t be hot enough for you.
I hate you the way a bird hates a scarecrow.
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass.
I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happ... Read More
My name-a Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!
May George Bush drink the blood of every single man, woman, and child in Iraq!
Although Kazakhstan is a glorious country, it has a problem too: economic, social, and Jew.
I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me fr... Read More
Motivational Quotes
Never waste your feelings on someone who doesn’t value them.
The less you respond to negative people, the more peaceful your life will become.
Respect yourself enough to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy.
Stop letting it bother you, just le... Read More
Hockey: The cool sport in town.
Keep Calm and Play More Hockey.
You miss 100% of the shots you never take in hockey.
Hockey: Where teeth are optional but passion is not.
Don't go through life without goals ? play hockey!
In hockey, I trust.
Cleared for takeoff: Ready to break the ice!
Ther... Read More
An island is a world within itself.
Every island to a child is a treasure island.
One can feel the waves even on the quietest island.
Island life is not the idea of escape but of complete freedom.
There is no island that is not divine.
Islands are the dreams made of sand and sun.
Every day on an i... Read More
Alzheimer's is the cleverest thief, because she not only steals from you, but she steals the very thing you need to remember what's been stolen. - Jarod Kintz
Those with Alzheimer's are still here; they just don't remember.
Alzheimer?s?the most loneliest of diseases, where you slowly disappear in front of your loved ones.
- Here?s to staying positive and testing negative. Happy Birthday!
- Let’s toast to another trip around the sun! Happy Birthday!
- May your glass always be filled with joy and laughter. Cheers to your Birthday!
- Raise a glass and celebrate, it’s your day to shine. Happy Birthday!
- Drink in the... Read More
Three cheers to fantastic three years.
Turned three and ready to party!
Thrilling, thriving, and three!
Three-tastic and party-riffic!
You're three! Let's celebrate with glee.
Happy, Happier, Happiest 3rd Birthday!
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Three years of joy, giggles, and fun.
Three ye...
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No mountain is too high for a goat that wants to climb.
Be like a goat - stubborn, resilient and always climbing.
A goat on the hill sees further than a horse in the valley.
Eat what life offers you like a goat - leaf by leaf, enjoy every morsel.
There is no trouble so great or grave that cannot be diminished by ... Read More
Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not.
We each owe a death - there are no exceptions - but, oh God, sometimes the Green Mile seems so long.
Death is just a part of life, something we're all destined to do.
I'm tired, boss. Tired of being on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain.
I just about believ... Read More