Quotes for every day

May the Force be with you. – Star Wars Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what

Here’s looking at you, kid. – Casablanca May the Force be with you. – Star Wars I’m the king of

Success is not a destination, it’s a journey fueled by motivation. The only way to do great work is to

Believe you can and you’re halfway there. – Theodore Roosevelt Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is

Age is just a number, but my sense of humor is timeless. My hair may be gray, but my spirit

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a problem with not having a drink! Alcohol may not solve all

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode. Life is short, smile while you still have teeth. Dear math, please

Did you know that in Switzerland, it is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 p.m. in apartment buildings? Can

Did you know that it’s impossible to tickle yourself? Your brain anticipates the sensation and cancels it out! Penguins have

Did you know that the average person laughs 10 times a day, but a hyena can laugh up to 300

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode. Coffee: the gasoline of office life. I’m not a control freak,

I’m kind of a big deal. I’m not a baby. I am a man. I am an anchorman. I don’t

If you ain’t first, you’re last. Shake and bake! I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. You

Did you know that goats have rectangular pupils? A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance. Sloths only poop once

Mom, can I have a unicorn for my birthday? Pretty please? I’m not just a kid, I’m a superhero in

Children are like flowers, they bring color to our world. In every child, there is a little bit of magic.

Love is always worth the risk, even if you get stuck in a tree like I do sometimes. – Winnie

Family time is the best time. In the end, all that matters is the time we spend with our loved

Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; his love endures forever. – Psalm 107:1 Let us come before

A big sister is a friend, a mentor, and a confidant all rolled into one. Having a big sister means